Did you ever notice when you are friends with two people who don’t like one another, they each believe you are talking to the other person about them ALL THE TIME?! It’s as if you have nothing else to do, nothing on your mind, and no life of your own to live. And even if you have told each of them you don’t speak to the other person, and when you do, you don’t mention their name, they are thoroughly convinced you are gossiping about their life. It is exhausting.